Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

Welcome to politically incorrect Comedy corner: the one place on Whaleoil where you are allowed to read and share naughty and offensive jokes that make us all laugh even though we are not supposed to. If you are offended by these kinds of jokes then please do not read this post.

A man walks into a Parliament office and says to the receptionist,”I would
like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Green M.P.

The receptionist replied, “Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.”

He was filling the form OK until he came to the question – ”Are you

So he asked the receptionist, “Is this question necessary?”

She replied, “If you are circumcised you are not eligible.”

He then asked, “What difference does it make if I am circumcised?”

She replied, “To become a Green MP you have to be a complete dick.”

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied: “I’m going to Las Vegas.” He asked her why she was going. She told him: “I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free.” He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch. His wife said: “And just where do you think you are going?” “I’m going too!” he replied. “Why?” she asked. “I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!”