Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend**

Welcome to politically incorrect Comedy corner: the one place on Whaleoil where you are allowed to read and share naughty and offensive jokes that make us all laugh even though we are not supposed to. If you are offended by these kinds of jokes then please do not read this post.

I?m starting a support group at my house for people who have OCD. I don?t have it. I?m just hoping they?ll take one look and start cleaning.

A man suggests to his wife, “Darling, shall we try swapping positions tonight.” “That’s a great idea,” she replies. “Why don’t you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and break wind.”

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.”

A dyslexic man walks into a bra…