Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

Welcome to politically incorrect Comedy corner: the one place on Whaleoil where you are allowed to read and share naughty and offensive jokes that make us all laugh even though we are not supposed to. If you are offended by these kinds of jokes then please do not read this post.

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An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: ?Excuse me; I ?m not a gynecologist.? ?I know,? said the old lady ?I want you to take my husband?s teeth out.??

A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a?doctors?appointment.??
The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding.??
She looks at her husband and asks, ?What did he say????
The husband replies, ?He said he stopped you for speeding.???
The officer asked the elderly female for her driver?s license and she turned and asked her husband, ?What did he say???
The husband replies, ?he wants to see your driver?s license.???
The women?hands?the officer her license and he sees that she is from his old home town.??
The officer tells the couple that he remembered the town because he had the worst sexual experience of his life there.??
The women?looks?at her husband and asked, ?What did he say????
The husband replies, ?He says he knows you.??