Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

Welcome to politically incorrect Comedy corner: the one place on Whaleoil where you are allowed to read and share naughty and offensive jokes that make us all laugh even though we are not supposed to. If you are offended by these kinds of jokes then please do not read this post.

Uncomfortable fact #105; it’s impossible to spell ‘advertisements’ without getting semen between the tits.

Two blokes are in hospital in adjoining beds, waiting to go into theatre
One says to the other “What you in for”?
The other replies “Endoscopy”
“What’s that then”? the first bloke asks.
“They’ll send a camera down my throat into my stomach and look for things like ulcers or even cancers. What you in for”? replies the second bloke.
“Camera up my arse” says the first bloke.
“Do you mean a Colonoscopy”? says the second bloke
“Nah”, says the first bloke, ?The missus caught me taking pictures of the next door neighbour sunbathing nude in her back garden” 

After almost a year in a coma my wife is having to learn the basics again. Like how to walk, how to talk, how to feed herself, and how not to argue with me again at the top of the stairs.