The secret diary of Jacinda Ardern

 

Saturday 23rd June 2013

Dear Diary

My schedule these days is different now and I think I need to have a conversation about it with Clarke. A Grandparent working group might be a good idea to assist me.

Being the Prime Minister of New Zealand is a demanding job with all those visits to schools and Pacific?island nations. It took me ages every morning to read all those letters from school children and those photo shoots for magazines can be exhausting but I must admit that this motherhood gig is really?tough.

I mean look at my schedule?since 11pm last night.

11 pm

  • feed daughter
  • cuddle her
  • change her nappy.
  • put her to bed

11.20pm

  • Go to sleep

1 am

  • Be woken by daughter
  • feed daughter
  • cuddle her
  • change her nappy.
  • put her to bed

1.20am

  • Go back to sleep

3 am

  • Be woken by daughter
  • feed daughter
  • cuddle her
  • change her nappy.
  • put her to bed

3.30am

  • Go back to sleep

5.30am

  • Be woken by daughter
  • feed daughter,
  • stare angrily at Clarke who is still asleep
  • change nappy.
  • make a Captains call to co-sleep with daughter

6.10am

  • go back to sleep

7 am

  • be woken by the alarm that Clarke set
  • Throw alarm across the room
  • Burst into tears
  • Daughter wakes and starts crying
  • Punch Clarke in the shoulder for waking her
  • Clarke starts crying

7.10am

Clarke asks if I remembered to make him some almond milk for his coffee.

7.20

  • Put on dressing gown
  • search for first aid kit to patch up Clarke

 

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