Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

Welcome to politically incorrect Comedy corner: the one place on Whaleoil where you are allowed to read and share naughty and offensive jokes that make us all laugh even though we are not supposed to. If you are offended by these kinds of jokes then please do not read this post.


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For the thirsty Jihadi on the go…

Teacher:?”Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!”
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher:?”I?m sure there are some stupid students over here!!”
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher:?”Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny:?”No? I just feel bad that you’re standing alone?”


Man says to God:?”God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”

God says:?”So you would love her.”

Man says:?”But God, why did you make her so dumb?”

God says:?”So she would love you.”


You want me to do what?

 


 

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

Driver:?”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

Woman says to the man next to her:?”The driver just insulted me.”

The man says:?”You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

 


??20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don?t let Kevin Bacon die!

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