Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

Welcome to politically incorrect Comedy corner: the one place on Whaleoil where you are allowed to read and share naughty and offensive jokes that make us all laugh even though we are not supposed to. If you are offended by these kinds of jokes then please do not read this post


Two zebras were walking across the veldt and the first said to the second ?I?m not sure if I?m a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?.
The second zebra said, ?Well, ask God- he?ll tell you?.
The first said ?I already did that and he said (deep resonant voice – with echo) ? You are what you are?.
?Well that settles it – you?re a white zebra with black stripes, otherwise he would have said ?You is what you is?.








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