12 days of Christmas songs – 1

Our lyricist today is? Nutta. Take it away …

In their first month of government, the coalition bought to me, an expensive fee-free tertiary policy…

In their second month of government, the coalition bought to me, plans to bring charter schools down to their knees…

In their third month of government, the coalition bought to me, Claire Curren and her diary difficulties…

In their fourth month of government, the coalition bought to me, exploration bans for the oil industry…

In their fifth month of government, the coalition bought to me, bay-ay-beeeee Neve!

In their sixth month of government, the coalition bought to me, half a dozen (of a billion) planted trees…

In their seventh month of government, the coalition bought to me, a fight involving a woman Maori MP…

In their eighth month of government, the coalition bought to me, Andrew Little’s politicisation of Pike River re-entry…

In their ninth month of government, the coalition bought to me, nine years of neglect as a sound bite constantly…

In their tenth month of government, the coalition bought to me, fuel taxes across the whole country …

In their eleventh month of government, the coalition bought to me, undersubscribed Kiwibuild lotteries…

In their twelth month of government, the coalition bought to me, Iain Lees-Galloway’s decision difficulties…

[not chronologically correct, but sue me!]

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