12 days of Christmas songs -12

Have yourself a Coalition Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on your troubles will be all Alt-Right.

Have yourself a Coalition Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
But never tell your Muslim mates you feel that way.

There we were in those Holden days
Happily flooring it, our Commodore,
Greens killed it with a carbon tax
Can’t afford to drive no more.

Through the years we’ll suffer it together
Bearing it somehow
Gunts and Winnie all born with the highest grace
So?have yourself a Coalition Christmas

Have yourself a Coalition Christmas
So?have yourself a Coalition Christmas, now.

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