12 days of Christmas songs – 2

Today’s song sprang from a starting idea by LP?and We Three Kings of Orient Are.

We three teams, disorientated are,
Opposed to oil and opposed to car.
Try sharing an e.scooter with Nanaia Mahuta
The elections seem so far

Oh, Winston gave us this bad lot
No one voted for what we got
Leftward leaning, UN leading,
Labour’s really lost the plot.

Coalitions really are a pain,
Could we bear to have one again
Winnie for ever, ceasing never
Over us all to reign.

Oh, Winston gave us this bad lot
No one voted for what we got
Leftward leaning, UN leading,
Labour’s really lost the plot.

National, nothing to offer it seems
Rescuing us the stuff of dreams
The centre-right has been betrayed,
Would it help if John Key had stayed?

Oh, Winston gave us this bad lot
No one voted for what we got
Leftward leaning, UN leading,
Labour’s really lost the plot.

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