12 days of Christmas songs – 4

Puppet master Winston.
Photoshopped image credit: Luke

Mick le is the songwriter du jour with his take on The First Noel.

The first ?Oh, Well?
Labour did sing
Was when Winston Peters
Set up his COL sting.

He sat on his throne
And crowned himself King
While making the Fairy Princess
His Little Play Thing.

The first ?Oh,Well…?

Poor Bill was blindsided
And quite soon upped his post
Leaving dear Simon
Trailing behind John Key?s ghost.

The first ?Oh, Well…?

The Gang-er-ours Greens
Smirk with extra ordinary glee
As the coalition of losers
Dish out everything for free.

The first ?Oh, Well…?