12 days of Christmas songs – 7

Credit: Braden Fastier/Stuff

I just came back from a lovely trip along the Milky Way
Stopped off at the North Pole to spend a holiday
I called on dear old Santa Claus
To see what I could see
He took me to his workshop
And told his plans to me, so

You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is comin’ to town

He’s making a list and checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s PC and nice
Santa Claus is comin’ and brown
He sees you when you’re sleepin’
He knows if you are woke
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
Or a gal who’s just a bloke

Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is comin’ to town
He might not be a man, he may not be that old
The stories you used to hear have now all been retold
Santa Claus is comin’ and brown

He could be a she when you expected a he
She could be black with no beard to see
Santa Claus is comin’ to town
Then kids in gender diverse land will have a jubilee
Stereotypes are so bad we’re going to set you free

So! You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is comin’ to town

Now Santa is a busy man, He has no time to play
He’s got millions of stockings to fill on Christmas day
You’d better write your protest tweet
And mock the ‘right” all day
Because it’s getting all PC
Taming reindeer’s not the way.

So, You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is comin’ to town

He’s making a list and checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice
Santa Claus is comin’ to town
He sees you when you’re sleepin’
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been mad or good
Cut the crap for goodness sake!

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