12 days of Christmas songs – 8

Was dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow

Not dreaming of a white Christmas
That is so racist don’t you know
Father Christmas should now be a female person
And all old white men have to go

Not dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be PC and right
No more can your Christmases be white

Let’s have a very PC Christmas,
Unlike the ones you used to know
May your thoughts be shallow and trite
But never let your Christmases be white

Hide dreaming of a white Christmas,
With every Christmas card you write
May your words be guarded and tight
Do not let your Christmases be white.