Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

Welcome to politically incorrect Comedy corner: the one place on Whaleoil where you are allowed to read and share naughty and offensive jokes that make us all laugh even though we are not supposed to. If you are offended by these kinds of jokes then please do not read this post.

An Arab family residing in Europe was considering putting their grandfather (Abdullah) in a nursing home. All the Arab Facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian nursing home.

After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa. ?How do you like it here?? asked the grandson. ?It?s wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful.? said grandpa. ?We?re so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you, since you are a little different from everyone.? ?Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents,? Abdullah said with a big smile.

?There?s a musician here ? he?s 85 years old. He hasn?t played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him Maestro! There is a judge in here ? he?s 95 years old. He hasn?t been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honor! There?s a dentist here ? 90 years old. He hasn?t fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor! And Me ? I haven?t had s*x for 35 years, and they still call me The F**king Arab.?

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that?s so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side!

She turns to him, invitingly? they kiss? and then they rip each other?s clothes off and make hot steamy love. After she has this intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there naked together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, ?Well, how was it for you?? The guy yawns: ?Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.?