Whaleoil Christmas presents for politicians

Photoshopped image credit: Pixy with thanks to Cadae for the idea

Everyone deserves a Christmas present, even politicians so the team at Whaleoil have put on their thinking caps and come up with some thoughtful gifts for some of our favourite targets er politicians.

Our suggested gifts for today are for Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern with our grateful thanks for her signing the Global Migration compact and making illegal migration a human right.

Now that our arms are open wide without discrimination to the third world and all those quaint cultural quirks that their?men will bring with them I thought that she would appreciate the following thoughtful gifts.

Our PM’s reaction to our thoughtful gifts

Watch the video to see the full range of gifts including a lovely pair of ‘safe’ shorts and other anti-rape wear.

We would throw in some pepper spray for her added protection but unfortunately, women aren’t allowed to defend themselves from rape here in New Zealand and will be prosecuted if they carry it.