Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend

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Welcome to politically incorrect Comedy corner: the one place on Whaleoil where you are allowed to read and share naughty and offensive jokes that make us all laugh even though we are not supposed to. If you are offended by these kinds of jokes then please do not read this post.
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Every one deserves a night off.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”

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The Kilt wearers bar stool

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Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”?
Man: “Yes!”?
Reporter: “Name?”?
Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”?
Reporter: “Sex?”?
Man: “Three to five times a week.”?
Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”?
Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.”?
Reporter: “Holy cow!”?
Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.”?
Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”?
Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.”?
Reporter: “Oh dear!”?
Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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