Where’s Jacinda?

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It is now January 18th, and no one has heard from Jacinda Ardern since before Christmas. She did not wish her long-suffering subjects a Merry Christmas or a Happy New Year, as she was obviously far too embroiled in having a holiday and enjoying herself. Almost a month has passed however and, since we pay her a salary of about half a million dollars, we taxpayers would quite like to see her at least start to earn some of that money, rather than being missing in action… or rather, in her case, inaction.

Even her best buddy and fellow globalist Justin Trudeau called on Jacinda this week to support Canada in its bid to stand up to China. quote.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern on Monday in an attempt to shore up support for its condemnation of China’s recent diplomatic actions.

The pair discussed the legal treatment and detention of Canadian citizens in China, and the extradition case of a Huawei executive in Canada, according to Trudeau’s office.

Brady said Canada was contacting its allies for support, just as New Zealand would and had done in the past.
“United we stand, divided we fall. The New Zealand Government needs to stand with Canada on this issue. We need the support of our friends and allies too and we must uphold our values-based foreign policy,”

A Newspaper

So she’ll talk to Justin, of course, but the people of New Zealand have not heard a word from her since last year.

Maybe she simply told Justin that she was still on holiday and he should call her back in March?

There was this sighting of her, of course, although the article does state that the interview took place before Christmas.

However, she made it very clear that she did not want to be at the interview by dressing in casual clothes and sneakers, to send the message that she was already on holiday and wanted to remain that way.

Just to make sure that everyone got the message, her main prediction for 2019 was that she wouldn’t be taking maternity leave in that year.


With insight like that, we are all hanging on to her every word.

Of course, the longer she stays on holiday, the longer she can avoid awkward questions about Karel Sroubek and Richie Hardcore and the UN Migration Compact that is not binding but will result in millions of unwanted refugees with instant residency rights flooding our shores.

Yes. That will be it.

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Or maybe there are just no photoshoots planned until mid-February. Hardly worth making an appearance before then, is it?