Jacinda Ardern gets a headache every?time that this happens

Legend has it that Jacinda Ardern gets a headache every?time that a Whaleoil reader?subscribes?to Whaleoil.

Jacinda Ardern, pained expression

Some say that when it happens Marama Davidson says her favourite swear word

Co-leader of the Green party Marama Davidson models a Gunts Tee by Whaleoil.
Photoshopped image credit: Boondecker


Others claim that Rawshark trips over everytime that a Whaleoil reader?subscribes.

I think that every time that Whaleoil gets ten new subscribers?Cam cracks open a bottle of Labour tears…

…a?Vegan coughs up an undigested ball of sunflower seeds …

a Left-wing blog editor smashes his keyboard or…

a Green party list MP’s bike gets a puncture.

Maybe every time that a reader subscribes?to Whaleoil a Leftie in a city somewhere screams at the sky.

Some rumours claim that Whaleoil?subscribers are members of an all-powerful secret organisation that holds coffee drinking ceremonies at a place called The Quarry.

All we know for sure is that a subscription gives a subscriber access to exclusive services.

  • All subscribers get access to a daily online crossword and Sudoku.
  • All subscribers get faster loading times and Ad-free viewing.

Silver subscribers get?access to weekly original articles from Incite politics magazine