Satirical image of the day by Luke

Photoshopped image credit: Luke

Heather du Plessis-Allan had a mad rant yesterday about the National ad. She says and I quote,

The sausage is a phallic symbol FYI. If that sounds too conspiratorial to you, you’re being naive. 

Utter bollocks. Having worked in advertising for many years, I can tell you the expression, ‘sell the sizzle, not the SAUSAGE’ is a very common term used when advertising crap products.
Also, the creative team or planners in the agency will have chosen the young woman to represent the naive young women who adore Jacinda.