Face of the day

Today’s face of the day Simon Bridges has an underpants stealing strategy.

It goes something like this:

  • Phase 1: Sit there and do nothing
  • Phase 2: ?
  • Phase 3: Become the prime minister
Underpants stealing strategy

Time is our friend. The pressure in politics right this very minute isn’t on me or the National Party, it’s on the Labour Party.

National leader Simon Bridges

Yeah just kick back and relax Simon. What’s the rush? The win will just fall in your lap. No need to be a hard hitting and competent opposition…sigh.