The National party’s overseas vote underpants stealing plan

Anne Tolley and David Carter have just got back from a parliamentary funded trip to the UK. Ostensibly it was a parliamentary trip, but while there they used the time to institute the National Party Board’s brilliant overseas vote underpants stealing plan.

Underpants stealing strategy

It works something like this…

  1. Get two retiring old farts to hold a Young Nats meeting in London.
  2. ???
  3. Get twenty-somethings offshore to vote National.

What this says to astute party followers is that the board have no idea and neither do Tolley and Carter.

Someone needs to start chopping the deadwood out of the board and the party… and soon.