Comedy corner: Non-PC jokes guaranteed to offend


Welcome to politically incorrect Comedy corner: the one place where you are allowed to read and share naughty and offensive jokes that make us all laugh even though we are not supposed to. If you are offended by these kinds of jokes then please do not read this post

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

What do you call a deaf gynaecologist?

A lip reader.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

 Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.