Cock Tax

Never trust a man who pays cock tax twice to the same woman

Elon Musk pays a lot of cock tax

Elon Musk pays a lot of cock tax

Elon Musk must be really dopey, I mean really dopey. Sure he’s worth billions but he has paid cock tax twice to the same woman.?On top of that, he has five kids to a previous wife.

That is a great deal of cock tax.

So, one must be wary of someone who has paid cock tax to the same woman twice and to another woman.

Another warning sign is if his business is built upon subsidies, hope, prayers and good luck.

ELON MUSK, a serial Silicon Valley entrepreneur, has become one of the most famous tycoons in America. He builds electric cars, launches rockets and installs solar panels. And he dreams bigger than almost anyone else, with plans to populate Mars and create a ?hyperloop? that would allow high-speed travel along America?s west coast. But lately concerns have been raised about his finances. A plan to merge Tesla, Mr Musk?s car firm, with SolarCity, his struggling energy company, is controversial on Wall Street. Jim Chanos, a hedge-fund manager who helped rumble Enron, says Mr Musk is in financial trouble. Far from conquering planets, some fear that Mr Musk has become like Icarus, who flew too close to the sun. Can his empire stand the heat? ?? Read more »

The origin of “cock tax”

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Yesterday in court Colin Craig read one of my posts about him having to probably pay a lot of “cock tax“.

Everyone laughed…but I was asked afterwards by a few people what the term meant and where the term came from.

I can’t claim to have invented the term, but I can claim to have used it extensively.

Bond said, ‘But what sort of a chap is this Tanaka? Is he your enemy or your friend?’ ? Read more »

Cock tax goes pro

 

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The wife of a man involved in a blackmail scheme has told of her distress of learning her husband had been blackmailed by a woman he had sex with.

Two people with name suppression have been sentenced to lengthy terms of imprisonment, for their involvement complicated and unique blackmail scheme, in the Dunedin District Court. Read more »

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Man and mistress fail to deprive cock tax from ex wife

Cock tax is evil and men will do almost anything to try to avoid the regressive and punitive nature of the tax…including naming your slapper as a de facto partner.

A wealthy businessman who carried on a 27-year affair with an employee has failed in a bid to have the woman recognised as his de facto partner.

The Christchurch man, who cannot be named, maintained a relationship with the woman from 1980 until 2007, when he separated from his wife.

High Court documents show he repeatedly lied to preserve both relationships, denying his wife’s accusations of infidelity while concocting elaborate cover stories?? in one case lying about his participation in the Sydney to Hobart yacht race ? to spend time with his mistress.

Relationship property proceedings started in 2008 and took a twist in 2011 when the man and the woman lodged claims they were in a de facto relationship, potentially changing how the couple’s marriage assets would be divided. ?? Read more »

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It’s all ’bout the money, dum dum

A newspaper ran a story yesterday about why high profile spouses stand by their man.

In literary terms, it is a hackneyed trope: the political wife, smiling, demure, standing silently by her embattled man. Taking one for the team and presenting a united front.

However you phrase it, standing by your man in cases of infidelity, rumoured or actual, is a political cliche.

The “faithful wife” has found her way into our pop culture canon. She was dissected in American drama The Good Wife and parodied in comedy show Little Britain.

Colin Craig’s press conference on Monday saw “the good wife” make her most recent public appearance.

As he awkwardly skirted around questions of sexual misconduct in his relationship with former press secretary Rachel MacGregor, wife Helen stood beside him, lending support.

Alternately smiling, pursing her lips and tilting her chin she finally declared she “chose to stand with my husband today in full love and support of him whom I believe to have been falsely accused”.

From Len Brown’s wife Shan Inglis to Victoria Beckham and Hillary Clinton, history is littered with such women. And even as the wife’s loyalty to her spouse and his “brand” provides a potent means of damage control, its authenticity is often questioned.

Although some may ask: “If she has forgiven him, shouldn’t I?” the less charitable will take a more cynical view.

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Bride stabs husband to death after he screams ex-wife’s name during sex

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There is a serious side to cock tax…when it turns fatal.

A new bride stabbed her husband to death after he accidentally called her by his ex-wife’s name during sex.

Fuming Svetlana Ilvina, 45, started a blazing row with hubby Anatoly, 47, and refused to accept his apology.

Instead she waited until he had gone to sleep then stabbed him repeatedly in the chest at their home in central Russia. ?? Read more »

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Some serious cock tax is going to be paid in this case

I shudder to think about the cock tax implications with story about a Chinese bloke with 17 girlfriends.

A Chinese man who was dating 17 women at once has been found out after his girlfriends turned up to visit him in hospital following a car crash.

The man, surnamed Yuan, from the city of Changsha in Hunan province, had been dating all the women at the same time, and even had a child with one, state media reports.

His luck ran out when hospital staff began contacting his loved ones in the wake of his accident.

A stream of women between the ages of 20 and 40 turned up at Mr Yuan’s bedside only to learn of his substantial deception. Some women had been in a relationship with Mr Yuan for over a decade and at least one was planning their wedding. Read more »

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His cock tax bill just got larger

Elon Musk is tweeting up a storm, increasing the value of his company and also the cock tax he is going to have to pay to his ex-wife:

Elon Musk, the billionaire technology entrepreneur, has announced a “major” new Tesla product line that is “not a car”, in a cryptic tweet which has left millions guessing.

The CEO’s news sparked the hashtag #TeslaNewProductGuesses, with guesses ranging from a time machine to a real-life Iron Man suit.

Shares in the electric car jumped to nearly 4 percent in just 10 minutes ? adding a staggering $900 million (?600 million) to the company?s market cap in just 115 characters. The tweet went out to his 1.9 million followers and had thousands of retweets within an hour. ? Read more »

This is the man we are trusting with the future of electric cars?

Cock tax is evil and men are stupid.

But none are more stupid than Elon Musk who has divorced his wife for the second time.

When the South African billionaire Elon Musk split up with his wife Talulah Riley for the first time, he told the whole world.

“It was an amazing four years. I will love you forever,” the entrepreneur tweeted to the British actress in January 2012. “You will make someone very happy one day.”

Eighteen months later, that happy person appeared to be him as the couple tied the knot again in July 2013.

Yet the rekindled romance did not last. On Wednesday – the day many people make vows for the coming year – the couple officially split up for the second time. Mr Musk filed for divorce in a Los Angeles court on New Year’s Eve.

The couple said they were splitting amicably and that Mr Musk agreed to give Riley $16 million in cash and other assets as part of a financial settlement, according to a joint statement. The divorce papers said property would be split based on a prenuptial agreement.

The couple first wed in 2010. They had no children together, but Mr Musk has five sons from a previous marriage. ?? Read more »

$1bn in cock tax and it still isn’t enough!

With $1bn in cock tax she could at least smile a little bit.

With $1bn in cock tax she could at least smile a little bit.

Cock tax is the most evil and regressive tax known to man.

Worse still there is no known exemptions, no loop holes and no avoidance, although?Sally Ridge might not agree.

One woman has recently been awarded $1 billion in cock tax and she is now appealing that saying that it isn’t enough.

Sue Ann Hamm, the ex-wife of Oklahoma oil magnate Harold Hamm who was awarded cash and assets worth more than $1bn in the couple’s divorce this week, plans to appeal the judgment on grounds that it grossly undervalues the marital wealth she is entitled to. ? Read more »

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