Hot for Teacher

CO-ED Magazine ? Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders

CO-ED magazine has a Hot for Teacher feature with the 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders. Yes the photo is one of them.

It has to be said: female school teachers are the new male Catholic priests.

Sexual offenses committed by female teachers is at its peak, much like the libidos of the accused. While male teachers are (rightfully) lambasted for their sexual misconduct, women seem to get off much easier – literally and figuratively. And why, you ask? The answer is simple: older women seducing younger men is part of our culture, like it or not. Just ask Mrs. Robinson, or Stifler?s Mom.

South Park touched on the subject in ?Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy,? where Kyle?s little brother Ike has an affair with his Kindergarten teacher. The cops in the episode have a field day with the case, exclaiming ?niiiiiiiiice? after hearing about the teacher?s naughty secret. Their point, however blurry, was well taken: everybody loves a sexed-up authoritative figure, within reason.

My point and solution? Horny teachers should wait, ever so patiently, until their prey graduates. If you?re into kids, you derserve to be locked up; if you?re into being the older lady for kicks, play your cards right, don?t break the law, and have at it like a jackrabbit.


Nude picture of Sarkozy's wife for auction.

Nude pic of Sarkozy’s wife for auction [explicit image] – New Zealand’s source for World News on

A nude portrait of French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s wife Carla Bruni will go under the hammer in New York next month, according to auctioneers Christie’s.

The 32.5 x 22.5cm gelatine silver black and white photograph was taken in 1993, when Bruni was one of the world’s top fashion models, and is being sold by art collector Gert Elfering.

They reckon it’ll fetch $US3000 to $US4000 when it is sold in New York on April 10, according to the Christie’s website.


Enjoy, something for everyone

Hat tip: Get Frank

Something for everyone in this wonderful video.

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Biking for Boobs hits Wellington

Biking for boobs at Parliament – New Zealand, world, sport, business & entertainment news on

This is Boobs on Bikes with a difference.

The women of New Zealand deserve better.

That was the message from a crowd of pink-clad, teddy bear-touting and bra-brandishing bikies who rolled into Parliament today to deliver a petition asking the Government to fund 52 weeks of the breast cancer drug Herceptin.

In total, 35 loud motorbikes did a circuit around Parliament, many bearing more than one rider and festooned with pink lingerie and fluffy toys.

The “Biking for Boobs” protest ride has brought motorcyclists from around the country together to present a third public petition seeking extended funding of the drug.

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Proof people want more titties

Overly macho ads ‘turn-off for visitors’ – 10 Mar 2008 – NZ Herald: New Zealand National news

A Waikato University lecturer has conducted some research (I know, it is Waikato, but hey what can I do) that shows that overly macho ads are a turn off.

Well of course they are. Duh! Give us titties, boobs, breasts and naked women any day of the week.

Media Whore makes it to Page 3

Self proclaimed “Mayor of Newmarket” and veteran media whore Cameron Brewer has realised a life-long ambition when he made it to page 3 of the NZ Truth.

When Whaleoil spoke with Brewer he was ecstatic and positively buzzing since the paper came out on Thursday.

“It has been my life long ambition to make it to page 3 of Truth with the lovely girls” says Brewer, a well known and shameless media whore.

“I bet Farrar has never been on page 3 of Truth, this gives me one over him for absolute sure” quipped Brewer as he put the slipper into veteran blogger and media whore David P. Farrar.

“This is the best day of my life, I reckon it is almost better than sex”

No wonder Brewer is grinning from ear to ear in the article about graffiti, the reporter has just told him the editor is holding the article for page 3. For a close up of Cameron Brewer on Page 3 click the photo.

A survey worth responding to

Porn comes out of the shadows – New Zealand, world, sport, business & entertainment news on

Stuff are running an online survey to go with an article on pornography and a new book.

The traditional stereotype of a porn user is a dysfunctional middle aged man in a grubby raincoat, but that is being challenged by an unlikely newcomer to the scene, according to a new book on pornography in Australia.

That newcomer, says author Catharine Lumby, is likely to be a woman aged under 35 who lives in the suburbs, votes for a progressive party like the Greens, is in a monogamous relationship with a man and earns slightly more than average.

The book puts to bed a number of myths about who’s doing pornography in Australia and what they are watching, looking at, reading and clicking on.

These include the belief that “no sane woman” would look at pornography unless she was forced to by a male partner, Lumby says.

“One of the myths (about pornography) suggests that women aren’t consumers but we have very clear evidence that there’s a growing proportion of porn consumers who are women,’ she says.

“The statistics are so high now that that (that myth) doesn’t seem correct.”

The question: Do you approve of pornography involving consenting adults?

Choices to answer are: Yes, Yes – but nothing too hardcore and No.

The result so far are rather illuminating. Basically just under half of respondents are a bunch of prudes, nearly forty percent of us are no holds barred and almost 12% are a little squeamish but will give it a go.

Add the to yes questions together and that means that 51.1% of us approve of porn. Way to go NZ.

Why don't they just go to the gym?

Kiwi men getting rid of their ‘man boobs’ | NATIONAL | NEWS |

Apparently more men are going under the knife to get rid of their Man Boobs. Worse still it costs a 5 figure sum to have the job done.

I reckon men are being ripped off, a decent boob job for chicks retails for about $10,000 and you can go overseas and get it done in Thailand or India for about half that.

Then there is the live with attitude. Check out the Manboobs site in the UK where they have a whole site about Manboobs.

The current Man Boobs of the Month Champion is Jack Nicholson.

Check out the Top Ten.


Miss Hawaiian Tropic 2008

Miss Hawaiian Tropic 2008 at The Bluestone Room | New Zealand’s local news community

Citizen Journalisim at its best courtsey of Justin Mitchell.

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Mayor fumes as council okays parade

Mayor fumes as council okays paradeAuckland City Mayor Dick Hubbard says the Boobs on Bikes parade is "morally repugnant", even more so because organiser Steve Crow is using it in his bid for the mayoralty. Mr Hubbard was speaking yesterday after the Auckland City… [Auckland News]

It is telling and an indication of how impotent Dick Hubbard has become that the parade he sought to? "move heaven and eart" to stop s in fact going right ahead, and this time it has an even longer parade route.

I wondered for a moment if Julie Chambers was going to goes sans top on the back of bike but she is obviously getting the message from the parsih council that cuddling up to Steve Crow isn't a good look.

I was going to check on the member but they still don't have a website up….some ticket that is huh??