Stupid is as stupid does

Islam isn’t a race, and neither is being a fat bastard

An enormously fat Auckland she-beast thinks?fat is now a race.

An Auckland woman has been filmed refusing to wear a seatbelt because she said it doesn’t fit across her waist.

The driver questioned the point of wearing it, and said that if she was fined it could be seen as discrimination against overweight people.

“I can’t fit it, so what’s the point of wearing it. If they’re going to give me a fine for not fitting my seatbelt, that’s just being racist, to the fat people,” she said.

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David Fisher pimps the stupid, and Cry Baby of the Week

Stupid is as stupid does - Aileen Wood Photo/  Facebook

Stupid is as stupid does – Aileen Wood ? ? ? ? Photo/Facebook

When he isn’t making stories up he is out there pimping the stupid.

His latest story is about an oxygen thief who got dudded through her own stupidity…then ran off to Fisher for a story proving how truly dumb she really is.

And WTF is that headline about? Do single women not get scammed? Or is he saying married women are especially stupid?

pimping the stupid

A woman who fell for an online scam and sent her inheritance overseas says welfare bosses have docked her benefit because of the payments to the stranger she met on the internet.

It has left Aileen Wood, 53, with a $41,000 gulf in her finances and a reduced amount of money each week on which to live.

The 18-month online relationship has left Mrs Wood emotionally and financially devastated.

It has emerged the Ministry of Social Development cut $100 a week from Mrs Wood’s entitlement because it considered the money sent offshore to be a loan. An increasing financial pinch meant the reduced amount was impossible to live on, she said.

She chose to speak out only when cuts to her benefit made it difficult to manage through the week – and as a warning to others lured by promises of online love.

“I’ve been scammed,” she told the New Zealand Herald. “It really has stuffed my life for me. I was grieving. I got caught at the wrong time. If I could catch up with him, I’d kill him.”

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People are stupid and annoying and I hate you all


A friend sent me this list of things that are annoying about?how “hell is other people“.

I can identify strongly with this.

1. When you?re sitting by yourself in a public place and someone sits next to you, your first instinct is great. I hope they don?t start talking to me.

2. Then they start talking and you?re like, FUCK.

3. They?re blah blahing about their day while you silently wonder who you pissed off recently to warrant this kind of karmic retribution.

Bottom line is I don’t play well with others and don’t see why I should.

I hate going to shopping centres because there are stupid people doing stupid things and I have to tell them, they get upset for some reason like it is a revelation to them that they are stupid. They already think I am a rude person so I can’t fathom a reason as to why I should dis-abuse them of that notion.? Read more »

Stupid is as Stupid does [UPDATED]

UPDATED: ?We can confirm what the NZ Herald could not



Some people are just retarded.

A woman caught sitting on a jet ski as it was towed by a truck along an Auckland motorway has been labelled careless and stupid.

The over-enthusiastic jet skier was snapped in a photo by a passing motorist on the North-Western motorway in the area of the inner-city suburb of Newton – where other vehicles passing her could reach speeds of 100 kmh.

The photo has become a viral hit online.

Police spokeswoman Noreen Hegarty rebuked the woman for her life-threatening stunt. ”Stupidity on the roads causes heartbreaks in homes,” she said.

She said the woman and the driver were committing a traffic offence. If police track them down, they risk penalties for dangerous driving and having an unrestrained passenger in tow.

Hegarty said it was unclear when the offending occurred despite the photo going viral last week.

She said police were asking people to come forward and identify the woman.

Organ donors!


– Fairfax

Stupid Cow of the Week

I have this abiding belief that people are stupid….some more than others.

Like this stupid cow.

When an Auckland midwife turned up to the airport 19 minutes before her flight and was told she could not check in she said: “I’m going to cause a ruckus”.

The ensuing ruckus brought her before Manukau District Court today after she admitted a charge of making a bomb threat.

Midwife Christine Hawea – who has been suspended from the profession since 2011 – was sentenced to 100 hours community work.

On May 1, the 57-year-old arrived at Auckland Domestic Airport for a flight to Napier but was told she was too late.

“You became aggressive to staff and demanded you be let on the flight,” Judge Jonathan Moses said.

Airline staff tried to pacify Hawea but this only served to enrage her more.

She briefly walked off with her luggage, leaving it in another part of the airport before returning and threatening staff.

“I got a bomb, do you want to look for it?” Hawea said. ?? Read more »

Dumb & Dumber fired after video of their exploits posted on Facebook

People are stupid.

They really are…especially these two fools.

Two New Plymouth men have lost their jobs after some bird-brained conveyor belt antics backfired at Tegel Foods.

The workers were fired for riding the company’s conveyor belt while some of the plant’s machinery was undergoing maintenance, one of the men said.

Kaleb Parkinson, 21, posted a video on his Facebook page of what happened.

He and his co-worker were caught after a person saw the video on Facebook and reported the incident, he said.

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Stupid is as stupid does, Ctd


For some reason the terminally stupid always seem to run off to the media to prove that they are stupid.

I’ve come to the conclusion that they want the world to know they are stupid.

In general my mantra has become, “People are stupid”.

People think Blenheim woman Vanessa Wills tried to kill herself. She hasn’t, she’s just trying to hide a bad decision.

A spur-of-the-moment choice and the promise of a cheaper tat has left her with an infected tattoo on her wrist – a tattoo she now wishes she never had done.

She went to a tattoo studio to have a small heart tattooed on her wrist, with angel wings and a small locket. She wanted the heart coloured purple, but changed her mind to red at the last minute.

“He was like ?Well red ink, I’ll use these bottles and it will be cheaper for you’ and I was like ?Oh cool’. I paid $30 for it. Normally it costs $80 to $100.? Read more »

“Somebody has to be held accountable”…Yeah, your dead son is responsible

You have to wonder at the mentality, or lack thereof of a person whose son was more than twice the legal blood alcohol limits, driving at 120km/h in a 50km/h speed zone and smashes himself into a power pole…and she wants someone else held accountable for his death.

Emergency workers have described how they watched signs of life ebb away from an Auckland man trapped inside a wreckage surrounded by live power-lines.

Meanwhile “anxious” lines company workers looked for the power box.

The emergency workers couldn’t reach Raymond Tuporo for more than two hours and the 26-year-old died as a result of severe injuries suffered in the September 2, 2012, crash.

A coroner’s inquest in Auckland today heard Mr Tuporo, known as Ray, lost control on a corner, drove over a curb and smashed into a power pole on Neilson St in Onehunga about 2.15am.

A police investigation found Mr Tuporo was driving about 120km/h in a 50km/h zone and had a blood alcohol level of more than twice the legal limit.

Ambulance officer Andrew Christie said when he arrived at the scene Mr Tuporo was severely injured and only his upper chest and head were visible.

“He was able to lift his head and respond to us with incomprehensible words and groans. His breathing was rapid and shallow.” Medical staff kept regular checks on Mr Tuporo, from as close as they could get to him, but his responses were declining.

Shortly before 3am, Northpower employees arrived and said they would isolate the affected area in 15 to 20 minutes.

But more than an hour later, at 4.10am, they still hadn’t done so.

Mr Christie said the workers were “looking anxious” and said they couldn’t find the appropriate power box.

By 4.35am power was off and cutting equipment was put to work to free Mr Tuporo.

Five minutes later ambulance staff finally reached him, but he was dead, Mr Christie said.

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Americans are stupid

Sex dead, says NZ Herald

How can people who only nights ago had tennis elbow from all the back slapping over their “Awards” continue to put out this sort of product?

Somehow, they are “the best” at it.